ASillyGirl

A total dork. Emotional wreck. 25 . Work in a grocery store. I have a zombie contingency plan...no really. What's up?

eerinaceous:

art history meme • [2/5] movements/centuries 

art nouveau

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cleophatrajones:

Want

cleophatrajones:

Want

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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buzzfeed:

I thought sexy pizza was the best Halloween costume this year, but I think Edgar Allen Ho may have just changed the game. 

buzzfeed:

I thought sexy pizza was the best Halloween costume this year, but I think Edgar Allen Ho may have just changed the game. 

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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godsnme:

I enjoy romantic walks to the liquor store and taco stand dates

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awwww-cute:
Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude

awwww-cute:

Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude

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— (via soulsscrawl)

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fuckyeahtattoos:

In Bob We Trust!!

fuckyeahtattoos:

In Bob We Trust!!

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matoba-sama:

friendlierterms:

lunarflowerhymn:

alukaforyou:

daddyerwinsmith:

imagine if these were the straps for 3MG in SNK

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yes.

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It happened. 

Party Corps, move out.

first and last snk cos

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elioli-art:

baldmelon:

I’m probably not the first person to think of this, but I am the first one today. #inktober #pentelpocketbrush #walrusvampire

Hah!

elioli-art:

baldmelon:

I’m probably not the first person to think of this, but I am the first one today. #inktober #pentelpocketbrush #walrusvampire

Hah!

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falsexreality:

iansiegfried:

yourstarcolouredeyes:

bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

The look in his eyes is majestic.

Hahaha I know this dude!!!

My homie gettin it

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via cartophilist)

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