ASillyGirl

A total dork. Emotional wreck. 25 . Work in a grocery store. I have a zombie contingency plan...no really. What's up?

raychillster:

gaywhitewoman:

raychillster:

just another flower growing in a concrete jungle.

ARE YOU REAL???? ARE YOU REAL?!?!??? OH MY GOD

hi babe, i’m real. :)

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samatethecookie:

lookslikeageek:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY

This is so fucking mean.
I love it.

samatethecookie:

lookslikeageek:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY

This is so fucking mean.

I love it.

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— Pavana पवन  (via alunaes)

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asiagettheyayo:

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

lmao

asiagettheyayo:

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

lmao

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fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Keenan Bouchard at Magnetic North Tattoo in Burlington, Vermont.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Keenan Bouchard at Magnetic North Tattoo in Burlington, Vermont.

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sextattoosdrugs:

instagram: @karinmandala 

sextattoosdrugs:

instagram: @karinmandala 

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

TAKE NOTE.

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cisandhetphobia:

Dear chubby girls wearing crop tops: please. Continue. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t. You’re so fucking cute!!! You look absolutely fabulous, if I might add, and your self worth isn’t determined on how men see you.

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moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

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foodfuckery:

Cheddar Bacon Stuffed Pretzel Buns

Recipe

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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